Just to update you after yesterday's post, this was what I came up with for the auction-related gags written late last night to order for my friends currently playing auctioneers in L.A.:
“And the next lot is:
- ... a personalised Hollywood “Walk Of Fame” star, perfect for...
...anyone who thinks they can cement a brass star into a public footpath in the middle of the night without getting caught.
- ... a court artist's sketch of Michael Jackson during his 2005 trial, perfect for...
...stimulating conversation at your next cheese and Jesus juice party.
- ... a private tour of a maximum security prison, perfect for...
... anyone who's ever wondered what it's like on Death Row, but not enough to take a life.”
Strangely the one which apparently went down the best was this:
- “...a pristine condition Fender Stratocaster guitar, perfect for...
... anyone who's always wanted to play the guitar, but has an irrational fear of music shops.”
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